I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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