he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Found the puke drawer
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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