Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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