in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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