I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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