there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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