Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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