Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Is Oprah even human
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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