3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i dont even know how to be here
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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