Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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