my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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