we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
is that a dick in a sweater?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
