so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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