just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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