that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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