508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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