So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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