he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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