If i come over, it means nothing
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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