Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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