dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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