You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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