Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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