This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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