everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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