Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You can make out without kissing
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