plz talk dirty to me
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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