Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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