I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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