Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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