i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Randomize