Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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