yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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