had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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