I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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