Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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Two words: blizzard sex
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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