Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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