But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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