why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize