Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
only you would photoshop your dick
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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