okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
