wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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