i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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