He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
tell me about the fingering
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