wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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