Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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