what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My penis needs a shock collar
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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