At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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