I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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