dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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