...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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