the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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