sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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