you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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