I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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