It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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