Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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