Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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