I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
thus making me awesome and them whores
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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